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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Mondays Thursdays are for drinking with the seldom seen kid


It all started on a Thursday night when Dearest and I attended a solo acoustic concert by Steve Earle. Alt dot country or what? With an hour to spare before kickoff we found ourselves in the Briton’s Protection pub. The Jennings was inspiring. Dearest stuck to vodka and diet coke. As I waited at the bar a familiar figure approached. “I know him” I thought. A few minutes later I had placed him. It was Guy Garvey of Mercury prizewinning Elbow fame. I shook him by the hand and thanked him for the music (sorry!)

Now I love Elbow and I think all the albums they have produced have been superb. What I wouldn’t have expected though is just how humble and pleased Mr Garvey was. We chatted for about 5 minutes as we waited at the bar – he was on Guinness with a single malt chaser – and, as I left, he shook me warmly by the hand and thanked me for the kind words. They were just that: kind words, not the witty, incisive and intelligent words that pour out of him like water from a running tap. They’re in the studio this week recording the follow up to Seldom Seen Kid.

As we were near the Bridgewater Hall he asked If I was off to see Mr Earle and we had a chat about him. “It’s a solo acoustic tour “ I said. “It may well be” he replied, “but he’s still got the mother of all tour buses parked up ‘round the back. “




Steve Earle was pretty impressive – a few too many Townes Van Sandt numbers for my liking, but he was promoting his album of Townes’ songs so I guess that’s what should be expected. I never quite got Van Sandt. All his songs sound pretty samey too me and, given the musical similarity, I don’t hear much profundity in the lyrics. Could just be me though. The Bridgewater hall isn’t the greatest place for a rock gig I’ve been told but it was pretty good for one man and a guitar or mandolin and a great appetizer for our flight to Skiathos the day after.




After enjoying the delights of the VIP lounge at Manchester airport – free drinks, snacks and wifi – we spent as cramped three and a half hours on one of Monarch airways delightful Boeing 757s Once on board we were informed there were a few seats with extra legroom for an additional charge of £25. Nobody took up the offer. Ten minutes later the same same steward announced she was sorry but she’d got the price wrong, it should’ve been £15. At least she had the decency to blush when the entire aircraft burst into sarcastic laughter. “Give it ten minutes and it’ll be a fiver” some wag shouted. It didn’t become a fiver, but still nobody took up the offer.

As we waited for our baggage at Skiathos’s miniscule airport it started to rain. It carried on raining for the next two days. And I’m not talking airy fairy showers here: I’m talking incessant and by-the-bucketload. The entrance to our apartments was via a small track – after day one it was via a plank over a fast-moving rivulet. Still at least myself and Dearest are nimble enough and in command of our faculties enough to take on such a challenge: we were told that the week before that the rivulet was that deep and forceful one couple had had to arrange alternate accommodation until the raging torrent had subsided.

Sunday and Monday were fine and gloriously sunny. Monday evening we dined beneath the stars and marvelled at the flashes that lit up the night sky. By midnight we were experiencing a fabulous thunderstorm. Lightning flashes and claps of thunder to quicken to pulse and to momentarily imprint the surrounding woods onto the retinas. It was fabulous. A one-off. Something to be experienced properly. There was only one thing for it. We stripped off and stood wild and naked as the warm rain flooded over us. It was elemental. It was strange . That deeply ingrained Victorian Englishness we all carry told us it was naughty and Chatterleyish, but just to stand on that drenched grass and feel the water run down our bodies and important little places was wonderful. If you ever get the chance don’t pass up on it, grab it while you can . Live a little - you won’t regret it.

Even watching Dolphins in the wild a few days later paled into insignificance compared with the nakedness, but even so, dolphins in the wild are not to be sniffed at. They have this ability to cheer everybody up, I don’t know what it is but, once again there is a connection between the human and the natural world. You look at those dolphins and think “look at them surviving without the need for technology, clothing, transport........”




Sunday saw us watching Manchester United v Manchester City in a local outdoor bar with me and Dearest (City), a random bloke from our site (he’s not from Manchester – United), another random bloke not from our site (also not from Manchester – United) and a token Evertonian (from Liverpool).

I’ve got over my initial disgust at the amount added time given – I do think that, overall, the best team won – just. Even so it left a nasty taste and soured what was one of the great Manchester derbies. City should’ve done what I was always told when I played: play to the whistle!




And so back to work tomorrow.............

Old Friends
Old friends.

Off Skiathos Town
Off Skiathos Town

It's a Hard Life #6
It's a hard life #6

It's a Hard Life #5
It's a hard life #5

Chairs
Chairs

Patatiri Alonissis
Patatiri, Alonissis

Scopelos
Scopelos

Watching the world
What is this life if full of care, We have no time to stand sit and stare?

Plane spotting Skiathos Town
Plane spotting Skiathos Town.

Plane spotting Skiathos Town 3
Duck!

Seat with a view
This fella looked happy enough with his view!

Skiathos Town
Skiathos Town

Ferry at night Skiathos Town
Night ferry, Skiathos Town.

Back Home to Autumn Colours
Back home to Autumn.

Friday, September 04, 2009

This Sporting Life.....


So, there we are on the platform at Nice waiting for a train. We (Eldest, Youngest a mate and me) are off to Monaco to the European Super Cup between Shaktar Donesk and Barcelona. The previous evening's excesses are beginning to fade and the sun is shining. As the train pulls in the crowd starts to mill towards the doors creating a bit of a crush. The doors slide open and we all start to clamber aboard. Once all four of us had got on we stood in the crowded carriage and started to chat. At that point some French guy heads towards the door of the train he's just got on, pushing through exclaiming "excuse moi, je suis désolé".. He pushes the door back just before it fully closes and gets off. We look at each other, shrug our shoulders and the train sets off.

Then a bizarre event occurs. All of a sudden a French man stood a few feet away shouts my name out. Forename, middle name and surname. I was stood there dumbstruck. How the hell did this foreign stranger know my full name? Why was he shouting? What had I done?

I indicated that the name he had bellowed was mine and he handed me my passport which he had picked up off the floor. My passport had been in a zipped up pocket in my shorts so how on earth had it ended up on the deck? Seconds later an American guy in the same carriage shouts out that his passport has gone then his wife yelps that hers has too.

The Americans got off at the next stop while we breathed sighs of relief. Apart from anything else we needed my passport to pick up the tickets that awaited us at the stade Louis II and we weren't the only ones. Practically everybody attending the game had to pick up tickets and provide some form of ID. Rich pickings for passport pick pockets on overcrowded trains.

The rest of the day was spent constantly checking our pockets.

Once we had the tickets we relaxed a little and settled outside a small restaurant where we ordered quatre bières. Then the truly bad news: "Je regrette pas d'alcool."

Merde!

It turns out that the authorities had imposed a blanket on sales of alcohol throughout the vicinity. Nous avons été dévastés!! But then the proprieter glanced around for lurking gendarmes before tapping his nose and disappearing into his premises. He soon reappears and places four empty non-alcoholic beer bottles on our table and goes back inside. A few minutes later he comes out with four half litres of lager. Result, well....apart from the price: 8 euros for a beer.

Later we took in the entertainment in the various bays of Monaco before finding another establishment prepared to flaunt the rules. Some food and a few more beers later we headed off to the match.

It was strange being fenced in. Just like the 70s and 80s. It was strange seeing the flares being set off with no sanction. It was a crap match, played on a crap pitch with just the one goal - which we missed because the game had gone to extra time and we had a train to catch.




Saturday we flew back home and on Sunday we set off for Old Trafford and Engalnd v Australia Twenty20. We all met up at Sinclairs Oyster Bar in the centre of Manchester and got a taxi to the ground.

It's no wonder Old Trafford has lost it's Test venue status, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. 40 minutes to queue for the bar. The same number of Gents toilets as Ladies and seats that would be hard pressed to fit a\ toddler on nevermind a broader backside. I'm told that when they host concerts the facilities are not what they could be. Lancashire Cricket Club need to pull their finger out if they want to attract top events and Test match cricket.

Whereas in years gone by you could pretty much turn up at any gate and amble round the ground to your seat, this time we were told we could only get in via the gate printed on the ticket as the barcodes could only be read from the correct device. It sounded and still sounds like bullshit to me but we had to walk a hell of a way around the surrounding office blocks and car parks to a gate on exactly the opposite side of the ground from where we were.

After Austarlia's healthy innings England were soon 4 for 2 after one and a bit overs. Then the heavens opened and the match was abandoned. Two days later the next meeting was abandoned too - without a ball being bowled as the much heralded new drainage system failed to deal with the Mancunian climate.

Not an experience I'll be repeating in the near future that's for certain.




The next day was better. A memorial Twenty20 game at my local cricket club in honour of a stalwart who had died at the tragically young age of 51.

The local Manchester City Supporter's Club provided a team to play a team of members and waifs and strays from the pub with all proceeds going to charity.

Stumps at 2:00pm, the coin toss and the members, waifs and strays decide to bat. 77 all out. It was an easy target that the City team soon got to with a couple of wickets in hand. It was just as well as the rain set in soon after the end so it was under the awnings and gazebos for potato pie, chilli and and lots of other good stuff.

It was a lovely way to spend a bank holiday and, after the presentation of the trophy we sank a few beers and watched the rain soak the wicket through the open doors of the clubhouse.

Beat that Old Trafford.




I'm getting a bit fed up with this never-ending barbecue summer aren't you. I can hardly see, what with the sweat flowing freely down my brow. Shirt stuck to my back. Constant glare from a searing sun and the all-pervading aroma of UV protection liberally applied.

We are told that weather forecasting is not an exact science but in this summer's case it's not even been a not-quite-an-exact-science it's been a completely and utterly inexact science. I fail to see how a prediction can be so buttock-clenchingly embarrassingly wrong. I mean it's one thing to forecast dry, sunny weather and have a few clouds spoiling the day but we've had weeks of the heavy, scudding type emptying their payloads on us as we attempt to light the barby. Last weekend when we were in Nice, the BBC website alerted us to the fact that for the duration of our stay it would be raining. In fact they promised us 'heavy showers' Thursday and Friday with a brief return of sunshine on Saturday.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky all the time we were there. 30+ degrees every day. I've come back with a tan that would have David Dickinson green with envy. How is it possible to get this so monumentally wrong?

You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.........




Dearest and I fly to Skiathos on Friday - a Greek island I've never been to. In fact it's a Greek island I've never given much thought too until Dearest suddenly decided it was the place to be. I thought nothing of it until I was asked by a colleage which island we were going to. "Ah Skiathos" she replied, "that's where they filmed Mamma Mia." So, mystery solved, we're taking a chance on Skiathos. Two weeks of slobbery in the sun with a pile of books and an iPod full of tunes.

Apart from the more recent novels I have also deceded to re-read Cold Comfort Farm and I felt it was time I read some 'classics' that everyone has heard of but I've never read. So for this trip it will be Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K Jerome.

Has anyone got any other suggestions? Classics I mean. Nothing too heavy, Ulysses certainly won't be in my kit bag and my days with Dostoyevsky are definitely over. So, feel free.........

Monaco Gare 2
Monaco

Super Cup Final 29 Aout 2009
Monaco

Promenade Des Anglais Nice
Nice

Scud 3
Twenty20

Scud 2
Twenty20

McGoo
Twenty20

McGoo 2