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Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Trans.....


I got a call out of the blue the other week. Well, not out of the blue as such, more out of Stalybridge. It was my old band partner who, for the purposes of this blog, we shall dub 'Riff'. He was down my neck of the woods to do a live interview and play a few of his songs on a local radio station and suggested meeting up after it to catch up on the five years or so since we'd last made music together.

Geography and apathy were the reasons we drifted apart. There was no animosity. That's not to say there was a lack of 'musical differences' towards the end, but it was still amicable.

The last band we were in was a five piece predominately blues combo with acoustic leanings. We had a female vocalist, a bass player, harmonica, guitars, mandolin and a good mix of harmony vocals. Later a drummer appeared but by then the boredom had set in. Apart from anything else I was living miles away from the rest of them so every practice session ended up a very late night for me. On top of that the practicing was only being actually practiced by a dedicated few: other members made the same mistakes week after week. It was infuriating even though they usually got their act together for actual gigs. Worrying about bum notes from other members of the band while fretting about your own makes for a volatile mix though - guaranteed to churn the stomach.

On top of this I was curator of the most of the equipment which meant that I had to arrive at the venue and start putting the gear up and then pulling it down at the end. I was fed up with the whole enterprise and wanted to twiddle around in my little home studio.

And that's just what I did - much more enjoyable. Anyway I digress.

I listened in as Riff was probed by a local presenter and sang three of his self-penned numbers. Later, over a couple of drinks we reminisced about old times and told each other who'd died/had a stroke/divorced/gone to prison. It were grand!

Riff's in the process of recording his new CD and wants me play mandolin on four tracks. He's sent me the basic demos - just him and his acoustic so now it's down to me to come up with some arrangements. Three of them are fairly simple but one of them is run-laden master class in guitar playing that cries out for the mandolin to follow. I could get away with vamping chords in the background but my musical soul tells me that I would be doing the song a disservice.

There's some intense mandolin practice on the horizon that's for sure.

Riff is also a member of a loose coalition of musicians who call themselves the Acoustic Collective. It's an ad hoc, no strings coming together to play and sing for the hell of it. They do occasional gigs and festivals and he's asked me to pop along one night to check it out...........tempted. Very tempted.




For the first time in my Personal Communications Device mobile phone toting history I have finally acquired a brand new one. From scratch as it were. No more accepting hand me downs from my kids as technological advances lure them on to the next new thing, I've bitten the bullet. To be fair this wasn't just a whim - the phone I had (a very nice but battered HTC with pull-out keyboard , wi-fi and unlimited Internet) was great untill it started playing up: freezing, turning itself off and phoning people in the middle of the night!!! The decision was made.

I decided I was staying with O2 as I also had a dirt cheap fast broadband deal with them. So it was an 8Gb iPhone 3G.

I love it.

Apart from anything else it's a sublimely designed thing of beauty - as most Apple products are. It doubles as an iPod. I have downloaded an app to make it a DAB radio. I've downloaded an app to remind me of all the mandolin chord shapes I've forgotten. I access my email on it. Surf the net, watch YouTube videos, message, use it as a torch, play the piano, record and playback stuff....you can even phone people up on it if you wish.

In fact the only thing on it that lets it down is the camera. A measly 2 megapixel jobby that performs reasonably well during the day but is woefully lacking in low light. It looks like it has a variable ISO thingy to attempt to compensate for slower shutter speeds, but all this seems to do is add a lot of (visual) noise to the images. When I get my replacement in two years time I expect the camera to be at least as good as the one I had on my Sony Ericsson last year. Still....mustn't grumble....... Did I tell you I love it?




One of the apps you can get for the iPhone is Spotify, but at £9.99 a month I'll give it a miss. Even so it's odd that Apple have allowed this undermining of its own iTunes with a piece of software that allows you to listen to stuff in its entireity as well as now offering the option to purchase tracks. I guess Steve Jobs knows what he's doing so who am I to question.

But speaking of Spotify, once again I am indebted to this swell little Swedish service as it has allowed me preview another album before nipping along to iTunes to get it. Pugwash's amalgamation of past glories into a new album entitled 'Giddy' is a gem to match (if not surpass) The Duckworth-Lewis Method's homage to the Gentlemens' game earlier in the summer. Superbly crafted pop songs crisply played and produced and sung with a true pop voice by Thomas Walsh - driving force behind both bands.

I have started creating playlists for my own listening pleasure. I am half way through creating lists from my musically formative years - '65, '66, '67, '68, '69, '70, '71 and '72. A rummage around on Google soon throws up lists of stuff from the years mentioned that you can then find on Spotify and add to the lists. It's a nostalgia-fest that constantly reveals forgotten gems.

A great example of this was redsicovering 'Birth' by the Peddlers from 1969. I had completely erased this from my memory banks. I'm conviced I've never heard it since on radio or TV. It had just gone. But in 1969 I loved it, it was so out-of-odds with everything else that was happening musically. Three jazzers with the classic jazz line up of piano, bass and drums and the pianist singing in a strange half-strangled manner, took this into the top ten before promptly disappearing. And there it was on Spotify, waiting for me to find it again after all these years.

Pics as we wait..........

In Flight
Nice bound.

Leaves, Tarmac and Gum
Early morning on my way to work. iPhone

Fog
Fog!

That's all folks!

Monday, November 02, 2009

Ram On....


OK not much to say at the moment as very, very exciting things are occurring so, just to prove I'm still here, here's some pics. See you soon........

Shannon
Shannon enjoys herself on Allonby Beach, Cumbria.

Nina Elaine Tess
Eldest's Dearest, Dearest and the shit machine.

Silloth Sunset
Sunset in Silloth, Cumbria

Silloth Sunset 5
Another sunset in Silloth, Cumbria

Allonby Beach
Allonby Beach, Cumbria

Allonby Beach 2
Allonby Beach, Cumbria

Maryport Cumbria
Maryport, Cumbria

Window
Apples through the window. Cowan Butts Barn, Cumbria

Cumbria
Eden Valley, Cumbria

Cumbria 2
Cumbria, autumn evening

Private Property
Private property, city centre, Manchester

Albert Square Manchester Halloween 2009 2
Albert Square, Manchester

Albert Square Manchester Halloween 2009
Albert Square, Manchester

Autumn St Anns Sq Manchester Halloween 2009
Autumn leaves, St Ann's Square, Manchester

King Street with Moon
Off Cross Street, Manchester

Friends Meeting House Halloween 2009
Friend's Meeting House, Manchester

Victoria Station Manchester Halloween 2009
Victoria Station, Manchester

Manchester Wheel
The Manchester Wheel

That's all folks.....

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Mondays Thursdays are for drinking with the seldom seen kid


It all started on a Thursday night when Dearest and I attended a solo acoustic concert by Steve Earle. Alt dot country or what? With an hour to spare before kickoff we found ourselves in the Briton’s Protection pub. The Jennings was inspiring. Dearest stuck to vodka and diet coke. As I waited at the bar a familiar figure approached. “I know him” I thought. A few minutes later I had placed him. It was Guy Garvey of Mercury prizewinning Elbow fame. I shook him by the hand and thanked him for the music (sorry!)

Now I love Elbow and I think all the albums they have produced have been superb. What I wouldn’t have expected though is just how humble and pleased Mr Garvey was. We chatted for about 5 minutes as we waited at the bar – he was on Guinness with a single malt chaser – and, as I left, he shook me warmly by the hand and thanked me for the kind words. They were just that: kind words, not the witty, incisive and intelligent words that pour out of him like water from a running tap. They’re in the studio this week recording the follow up to Seldom Seen Kid.

As we were near the Bridgewater Hall he asked If I was off to see Mr Earle and we had a chat about him. “It’s a solo acoustic tour “ I said. “It may well be” he replied, “but he’s still got the mother of all tour buses parked up ‘round the back. “




Steve Earle was pretty impressive – a few too many Townes Van Sandt numbers for my liking, but he was promoting his album of Townes’ songs so I guess that’s what should be expected. I never quite got Van Sandt. All his songs sound pretty samey too me and, given the musical similarity, I don’t hear much profundity in the lyrics. Could just be me though. The Bridgewater hall isn’t the greatest place for a rock gig I’ve been told but it was pretty good for one man and a guitar or mandolin and a great appetizer for our flight to Skiathos the day after.




After enjoying the delights of the VIP lounge at Manchester airport – free drinks, snacks and wifi – we spent as cramped three and a half hours on one of Monarch airways delightful Boeing 757s Once on board we were informed there were a few seats with extra legroom for an additional charge of £25. Nobody took up the offer. Ten minutes later the same same steward announced she was sorry but she’d got the price wrong, it should’ve been £15. At least she had the decency to blush when the entire aircraft burst into sarcastic laughter. “Give it ten minutes and it’ll be a fiver” some wag shouted. It didn’t become a fiver, but still nobody took up the offer.

As we waited for our baggage at Skiathos’s miniscule airport it started to rain. It carried on raining for the next two days. And I’m not talking airy fairy showers here: I’m talking incessant and by-the-bucketload. The entrance to our apartments was via a small track – after day one it was via a plank over a fast-moving rivulet. Still at least myself and Dearest are nimble enough and in command of our faculties enough to take on such a challenge: we were told that the week before that the rivulet was that deep and forceful one couple had had to arrange alternate accommodation until the raging torrent had subsided.

Sunday and Monday were fine and gloriously sunny. Monday evening we dined beneath the stars and marvelled at the flashes that lit up the night sky. By midnight we were experiencing a fabulous thunderstorm. Lightning flashes and claps of thunder to quicken to pulse and to momentarily imprint the surrounding woods onto the retinas. It was fabulous. A one-off. Something to be experienced properly. There was only one thing for it. We stripped off and stood wild and naked as the warm rain flooded over us. It was elemental. It was strange . That deeply ingrained Victorian Englishness we all carry told us it was naughty and Chatterleyish, but just to stand on that drenched grass and feel the water run down our bodies and important little places was wonderful. If you ever get the chance don’t pass up on it, grab it while you can . Live a little - you won’t regret it.

Even watching Dolphins in the wild a few days later paled into insignificance compared with the nakedness, but even so, dolphins in the wild are not to be sniffed at. They have this ability to cheer everybody up, I don’t know what it is but, once again there is a connection between the human and the natural world. You look at those dolphins and think “look at them surviving without the need for technology, clothing, transport........”




Sunday saw us watching Manchester United v Manchester City in a local outdoor bar with me and Dearest (City), a random bloke from our site (he’s not from Manchester – United), another random bloke not from our site (also not from Manchester – United) and a token Evertonian (from Liverpool).

I’ve got over my initial disgust at the amount added time given – I do think that, overall, the best team won – just. Even so it left a nasty taste and soured what was one of the great Manchester derbies. City should’ve done what I was always told when I played: play to the whistle!




And so back to work tomorrow.............

Old Friends
Old friends.

Off Skiathos Town
Off Skiathos Town

It's a Hard Life #6
It's a hard life #6

It's a Hard Life #5
It's a hard life #5

Chairs
Chairs

Patatiri Alonissis
Patatiri, Alonissis

Scopelos
Scopelos

Watching the world
What is this life if full of care, We have no time to stand sit and stare?

Plane spotting Skiathos Town
Plane spotting Skiathos Town.

Plane spotting Skiathos Town 3
Duck!

Seat with a view
This fella looked happy enough with his view!

Skiathos Town
Skiathos Town

Ferry at night Skiathos Town
Night ferry, Skiathos Town.

Back Home to Autumn Colours
Back home to Autumn.

Friday, September 04, 2009

This Sporting Life.....


So, there we are on the platform at Nice waiting for a train. We (Eldest, Youngest a mate and me) are off to Monaco to the European Super Cup between Shaktar Donesk and Barcelona. The previous evening's excesses are beginning to fade and the sun is shining. As the train pulls in the crowd starts to mill towards the doors creating a bit of a crush. The doors slide open and we all start to clamber aboard. Once all four of us had got on we stood in the crowded carriage and started to chat. At that point some French guy heads towards the door of the train he's just got on, pushing through exclaiming "excuse moi, je suis désolé".. He pushes the door back just before it fully closes and gets off. We look at each other, shrug our shoulders and the train sets off.

Then a bizarre event occurs. All of a sudden a French man stood a few feet away shouts my name out. Forename, middle name and surname. I was stood there dumbstruck. How the hell did this foreign stranger know my full name? Why was he shouting? What had I done?

I indicated that the name he had bellowed was mine and he handed me my passport which he had picked up off the floor. My passport had been in a zipped up pocket in my shorts so how on earth had it ended up on the deck? Seconds later an American guy in the same carriage shouts out that his passport has gone then his wife yelps that hers has too.

The Americans got off at the next stop while we breathed sighs of relief. Apart from anything else we needed my passport to pick up the tickets that awaited us at the stade Louis II and we weren't the only ones. Practically everybody attending the game had to pick up tickets and provide some form of ID. Rich pickings for passport pick pockets on overcrowded trains.

The rest of the day was spent constantly checking our pockets.

Once we had the tickets we relaxed a little and settled outside a small restaurant where we ordered quatre bières. Then the truly bad news: "Je regrette pas d'alcool."

Merde!

It turns out that the authorities had imposed a blanket on sales of alcohol throughout the vicinity. Nous avons été dévastés!! But then the proprieter glanced around for lurking gendarmes before tapping his nose and disappearing into his premises. He soon reappears and places four empty non-alcoholic beer bottles on our table and goes back inside. A few minutes later he comes out with four half litres of lager. Result, well....apart from the price: 8 euros for a beer.

Later we took in the entertainment in the various bays of Monaco before finding another establishment prepared to flaunt the rules. Some food and a few more beers later we headed off to the match.

It was strange being fenced in. Just like the 70s and 80s. It was strange seeing the flares being set off with no sanction. It was a crap match, played on a crap pitch with just the one goal - which we missed because the game had gone to extra time and we had a train to catch.




Saturday we flew back home and on Sunday we set off for Old Trafford and Engalnd v Australia Twenty20. We all met up at Sinclairs Oyster Bar in the centre of Manchester and got a taxi to the ground.

It's no wonder Old Trafford has lost it's Test venue status, they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. 40 minutes to queue for the bar. The same number of Gents toilets as Ladies and seats that would be hard pressed to fit a\ toddler on nevermind a broader backside. I'm told that when they host concerts the facilities are not what they could be. Lancashire Cricket Club need to pull their finger out if they want to attract top events and Test match cricket.

Whereas in years gone by you could pretty much turn up at any gate and amble round the ground to your seat, this time we were told we could only get in via the gate printed on the ticket as the barcodes could only be read from the correct device. It sounded and still sounds like bullshit to me but we had to walk a hell of a way around the surrounding office blocks and car parks to a gate on exactly the opposite side of the ground from where we were.

After Austarlia's healthy innings England were soon 4 for 2 after one and a bit overs. Then the heavens opened and the match was abandoned. Two days later the next meeting was abandoned too - without a ball being bowled as the much heralded new drainage system failed to deal with the Mancunian climate.

Not an experience I'll be repeating in the near future that's for certain.




The next day was better. A memorial Twenty20 game at my local cricket club in honour of a stalwart who had died at the tragically young age of 51.

The local Manchester City Supporter's Club provided a team to play a team of members and waifs and strays from the pub with all proceeds going to charity.

Stumps at 2:00pm, the coin toss and the members, waifs and strays decide to bat. 77 all out. It was an easy target that the City team soon got to with a couple of wickets in hand. It was just as well as the rain set in soon after the end so it was under the awnings and gazebos for potato pie, chilli and and lots of other good stuff.

It was a lovely way to spend a bank holiday and, after the presentation of the trophy we sank a few beers and watched the rain soak the wicket through the open doors of the clubhouse.

Beat that Old Trafford.




I'm getting a bit fed up with this never-ending barbecue summer aren't you. I can hardly see, what with the sweat flowing freely down my brow. Shirt stuck to my back. Constant glare from a searing sun and the all-pervading aroma of UV protection liberally applied.

We are told that weather forecasting is not an exact science but in this summer's case it's not even been a not-quite-an-exact-science it's been a completely and utterly inexact science. I fail to see how a prediction can be so buttock-clenchingly embarrassingly wrong. I mean it's one thing to forecast dry, sunny weather and have a few clouds spoiling the day but we've had weeks of the heavy, scudding type emptying their payloads on us as we attempt to light the barby. Last weekend when we were in Nice, the BBC website alerted us to the fact that for the duration of our stay it would be raining. In fact they promised us 'heavy showers' Thursday and Friday with a brief return of sunshine on Saturday.

There wasn't a cloud in the sky all the time we were there. 30+ degrees every day. I've come back with a tan that would have David Dickinson green with envy. How is it possible to get this so monumentally wrong?

You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.........




Dearest and I fly to Skiathos on Friday - a Greek island I've never been to. In fact it's a Greek island I've never given much thought too until Dearest suddenly decided it was the place to be. I thought nothing of it until I was asked by a colleage which island we were going to. "Ah Skiathos" she replied, "that's where they filmed Mamma Mia." So, mystery solved, we're taking a chance on Skiathos. Two weeks of slobbery in the sun with a pile of books and an iPod full of tunes.

Apart from the more recent novels I have also deceded to re-read Cold Comfort Farm and I felt it was time I read some 'classics' that everyone has heard of but I've never read. So for this trip it will be Three Men in a Boat by Jerome K Jerome.

Has anyone got any other suggestions? Classics I mean. Nothing too heavy, Ulysses certainly won't be in my kit bag and my days with Dostoyevsky are definitely over. So, feel free.........

Monaco Gare 2
Monaco

Super Cup Final 29 Aout 2009
Monaco

Promenade Des Anglais Nice
Nice

Scud 3
Twenty20

Scud 2
Twenty20

McGoo
Twenty20

McGoo 2

Friday, August 21, 2009

Get Your Kicks........


I've just discovered that First Group, of crap bus and train journey fame, own the famous Greyhound Bus group and they have since 2007. Is nothing sacred? First Group symbolises (along with Stagecoach) everything that is lacking in the provision of public transport in this country. Everything from filling profitable routes with too many buses to taking a hefty public subsidy to run the less profitable ones - although most of the time the unprofitable ones are cut and the areas they once serviced are left isolated. Unless you have a car of course.

First Group and other like-minded transport providers are also adept at targeting newcomers with highly aggressive price cuts in order to kill off all competition before hiking the prices back up again. In fact just this week the Office of Fair trading has published findings slamming the industry for this – and many other – sharp practices.

Still I suppose it's just the natural progress of the 'free' market that such an unloved corporation can acquire a brand with so much romance attached to it. A romance that I fear will soon be tarnished as they attempt to set up Greyhound routes over here. They're starting this autumn with trips from London to Southampton and Portsmouth and then they hope to roll out more destinations later.

Greyhound buses put me in mind of Dustin Hoffman breathing his last cradled in Jon Voight's arms at the end of Midnight Cowboy, of Paul Simon singing "Kathy I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh, Michigan seems like a dream to me now.....", of huge distances and life altering journies. Of the romance of the open road and big skies. Somehow Shepherd's Bush doesn't have that cache does it? "Doris I said as I boarded a Greyhound in Clapham............" doesn't really do it either.

Travel, within Britain, is prosaic. There's no romance whatsoever. You can't do proper road trips. At a pinch you could probably do O'Groats to Land's End in a day presuming an average speed of 60mph. That's not a real adventure is it? Not getting your kicks on Route 66?

Bus travel in Britain is National Express, overpriced motorway services, draughty bus stations and other people. Not romantic people, just, well, other people just like you. Having said that, it can produce a great pop song: The Divine Comedy's "National Express."

Take the National Express when your life's in a mess
It'll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free

On the national express theres a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
She'll provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But its hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When youre sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Dont just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the national express

Neil Hannon take a bow.




I’ve finally galvanized myself enough to migrate my ISP from BT to O2. As an existing O2 customer I got a great deal with unlimited usage and speeds of over 8Meg. With BT it was trundling along at around 2. All this for £7.84 per month! A bargain if you ask me.

The faster speed has improved my experience of watching and listening to streamed content to an extent that I would never have believed a few years ago. On Wednesday night I had a wired desktop and a wireless laptop streaming City’s live game against Barcelona and the quality was TV like it was that good. No periodic jerking, no buffering just smooth, sharp images and sound.

It was a cracking game as well with Barca having most of the possession and hammering our defence which, to its credit, held firm for a 1-0 victory. This is the third or fourth friendly that the club has streamed live on its website and it is turning out to be a fantastic success. The club’s website revealed that the stream was watched by 94,000 in the UK. That’s an impressive statistic in anybody’s book and could pave the way for City dedicated TV station in the near future like United, Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool.

The same night we were beating Barcelona at the Nou Camp, United were being beaten by Burnley at Turf Moor.

We are living in strange times.

Still, some things never change. As I write England have just lost Anderton for a duck and now stand on 308-9 at 11:05am on the second day of the crucial last test. All the Aussies need is a draw. Is there going to be enough in the pitch to get 20 wickets over the next 4 days? Or was England’s first innings just a typical England Innings? Too much hype followed by too little class. We’ll see.

**UPDATE** Well, my word, it appears there just may be enough in the wicket. England made 332 and then bowl out the Aussies for 160 with Stuart Broad on an impressive 5 for 37. As write today (Saturday) England are on 174 for 5. We can win this.

I've just listened to Aggers interviewing pop princess Lily Allen on Test Match Special. I think you can safely say he's greatly enamoured of the diminutive songstress. She was flirting like mad with him and I got the impression he loved every minute of it. Later, on the BBC's test text updates we got this:-

Jonathan Agnew reflects on his interview with Lily Allen on Twitter: "Well, what can I say...lovely girl and already heading off to Chelmsford. Great effort"

Still on a cricket theme I've been listening to the Duckworth Lewis Method's fabulous homage to the true beautiful game. Get yourselves along to Spotify and give it a listen. It exudes a summery Englishness that belies the Irishness of it's authors. Sublime.

Neil Hannon take a bow.

**UPDATE UPDATE**

WE Won!!!

Wahey!!

Beetham from Cutler Hill 2
Manchester from my favourite vantage point.

M60 North
The M60 towards the North

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Things May Come And Things May Go But The Art School Dance Goes On Forever…..


A rather unpleasant weekend the other week. Woken in the middle of Friday night by an agitated stomach, I ended up spending all of Saturday and most of Sunday in bed or in the bathroom. As I lay on there on Saturday morning I was fearing the worst and considering the possibility of swine flu: aching limbs? – Check!, High temperature? – Check! Upset stomach? – Check! But then……Sore Throat?…erm no! Sneezes? Ermmmm no again. Whatever it was it wasn’t swine flu but it laid me low and buggered off just in time for me to to go to work on Monday morning. I was knackered though and when I got home I had a bit of tea (dinner) and then went to bed at 7:00pm. I woke at 7:30am a different man. I wonder how many others have got it and claimed they had succumbed to the pandemic?




I see the body overseeing the Olympics have reneged on their 2004 promise of tickets starting at £15 with free transport thrown in. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. Us lesser folk should have understood however that the 2004 prices were ‘indicative’ and based on dollars and consequently, despite the best intentions of the lying bastards honourable men and women faced with an arduous task the price will, unfortunately have to rise. But all is not lost! Paul Deighton the Chief Executive of the London organising committee has waffled promised “the principle still applies that a very significant chunk of our tickets will be highly affordable so we can get families there.”

Hmmmm there’s a lot of variables there aren’t there? Unquantifiable variables too. Have we a definition for ‘very significant’, ‘chunk’ or ‘highly affordable’? Sounds like vagueness worthy of a gold medal to me. I know this much, if you can’t peg the ticket price at £15 now I dread to think what it will have risen to in three years time I would also imagine that the ‘cheap’ tickets will not get you within a million miles of a sexy event – track and field finals for example. Still, I expect the fencing will be nice and well worth the £100+ for the spectacle of your family watching three entertaining bouts, on top of the hundreds spent on rail travel from your northern home and the rip-off room rate in the closest hotel you could get – in Northampton.

Still, at least London’s getting some top class sporting facilities. Super.




So, Barcelona can acquire Ibrahimovitch for the measly sum of £40million PLUS Samuel Eto’o AND the loan of Hleb and they are not killing football with their ostentatious displays of wealth. Real Madrid can stump up £56million for Kaka and £80million for the show pony and everything’s fine. Business as usual, no need to panic, the activities of clubs with a God-given right to pay mega-bucks won’t distort the market at all. It’s only when Johnny-come-latelys like Manchester City spend a few quid that the ire of FIFA, EUFA and Sir Alex is collectively aroused. We’re a small club with a small mentality apparently, well according to Fergie that is. I guess that’s why he’s upset at us spending big, although I can’t remember him having a go at big spenders when it was him and Liverpool etc doing the big spending.

“Everything comes and goes just like lovers and styles of clothes…….




I’ve borrowed a sophisticated scanner off a mate of mine and have started the protracted task of scanning my negatives from the late 1970s to the dawn of the digital age. What has annoyed me though is the amount of specks of dust I have on them considering they have been filed away in a purpose-bought negative storage system. This means time-consuming cloning out of dust spots in photoshop which is tedious as you can imagine. It’s a shame because even on a medium setting quality-wise the resultant images are very good.

It’s been an education looking back at the prints though. Were Dearest and I really that slim? Was my hair once free of grey? Did I honestly wear shorts that…well…short – and revealing? Were Eldest and Youngest once so young?

My family were my models and I photographed them endlessly with my Zenith EM and, later, my beloved Pentax K1000. The spare bedroom became a darkroom and many happy hours disappeared as I lost myself in the magic of creating images in the spooky red glow.

All these years later I’m so glad I did. I now have a portfolio of a young family at work and at play, at home and elsewhere. Snaps of the ordinary days as well as the high days and holidays. On some of them the quality leaves something to be desired as I struggled to discover how to do it properly, but practically every negative is a hive of memories – places, things and people: some no longer with us.

There’s Dearest’s mother chatting in the street to her lifelong friend Stella. There’s my Dad playing football with his grandchildren. My granddad and grandmother and various uncles, cousins and acquaintances. I came across a few of Shughie and Ronald that have acquired an added poignancy knowing now what we didn’t know then.

What a bloody brilliant thing a camera is.

Here's a few.......

1982 024

Failsworth 1980s005

Failsworth 1980s001

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Here Comes the Rain Again.....


St Swithin’s day I awoke to incessant rain. That’s us bollixed for the next 40 days then. It’s going to be wet if the old fairy story adage is to be believed. I don’t believe it though. It was one of those bits of information you’re given as a kid that you quickly realise is pish. In fact in my particular case I would probably go so far as to say it it helped sow the atheist seed. We were told the tale by Mr Hadfield on the very day and, on the very day, it rained. The day after that it rained also. The entire junior school was resigned to washed out summer holidays.

On the third day the clouds evaporated and the sun scorched the earth – as it did for most of the next 38 days.

Mr Hadfield never managed a satisfactory explanation and the kernel of doubt took purchase. A Saint was fallible. No ifs, no buts. By the time I went to Grammar School I had no belief.

It makes me wonder what would’ve happened if Mr Hadfield hadn’t told the story or it had rained for 40 days during that sixties summer? Would I be a regular at Evensong? A happy clapper at the church of the groovy Father? A man of the cloth even? Who knows, but isn’t it funny how little episodes in life have such an influence whereas others that, at the time, you would’ve thought more portentous, come to nothing?

By ‘eck He moves in mysterious ways dun’t ‘e?




I watched a crackin’ drama/doc type thing on iPlayer the other night. It was about the French Revolution and specifically Robespierre. Intermingling dramatised scenes, snatches of an early silent movie, documentary footage from wherever dictators lurked and talking heads, the programme advanced the idea that Robespierre was the father of state terror and that Stalin, Mao and the rest were his natural heirs. I love the whole period and I especially love the way ‘enlightened’ Maximilien hangs on to the notion of a ‘Supreme Being’ and treats Rousseau’s ‘Social Contract’ as his Bible. I love the way he gradually becomes more despotic as his logic effectively creates the notion of ‘thought crime’, denunciation and the extermination of the ‘enemies of the Revolution’.

Erstwhile colleagues like Danton were eventually dispatched. Camille Desmoulins – Robespierre’s friend since childhood – also. Eventually the ‘People’ have their fill of the man who loved them so much he had to kill so many and he was shot during arrest. One of the shots smashed his jaw and he could no longer use his most powerful weapon…speech. “Who would have thought it? He's outlived his mouth?” commented Carnot.

His near-dead body was dragged to the Guillotine where he embraced the Supreme Being forever.

Watch it while it’s available but if you miss it I can thoroughly recommend a fabulous novelisation of the period: ‘A Place of Greater Safety’ by Hilary Mantel. It’s so good I bought it twice!




All the latest comings and comings at Eastlands have me dizzy. It seems like the Tevez signing could be the catalyst…a tipping point may have been reached. I certainly think the likes of Carlos, Adebeyor (maybe) and Barry have been good signings and are likely to attract others. Just watch us lose the first four five games now. It wouldn’t be City if we didn’t.

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

(S)he's Out of my Life...


So, Neil Young's still rockin' in the free world and still sounding good. We had a great day, the sun shone on Nottingham – a place I can’t recall ever visiting before – and the hotel we chose was clean, cheap and central. First off, after a quick shower, we crossed the road and sauntered around the Arboretum in the summer sunshine. It was beautiful: fountains, bandstands, families….did I mention the sunshine? Oh yes that lucky ol’ Sun can certainly make a difference.

After a while we ambled through the town centre before settling on a canal side pub that sold real ale and had a decent menu. We were fairly close to the venue and we soon spotted Neil’s audience. Rock tribes, each with their own idiosyncrasies are funny. In this case there was a lot of overly long hair wreathing wrinkled faces, tour t-shirts (mostly black) and an above average sprinkling of hats. I guess it’s better to fade out than to burn away – eh Neil?.

Anyway, after the grub we found ourselves in a cracking real ale pub that I sadly can’t remember the name of. I had a pint of something local, dark and nutty. I could’ve handled a few more of them, it was just a shame that we couldn’t stay for more but time was passing and Shakey was calling…

Here’s the setlist:

Hey Hey My My (Into The Black)
Mansion On The Hill
Are You Ready For The Country
Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere
Pocahontas
Words
Cinnamon Girl
Mother Earth
Don't Let It Bring You Down
Comes A Time
On The Way Home
Burned
Heart Of Gold
Old Man
Down By The River
Get Behind The Wheel
Rockin' In The Free World
Encore

A Day In The Life

Now by any standards that’s a pretty good selection of his best work but, having seen some of his other sets that fans have posted I was slightly miffed that I hadn’t heard The Needle and the Damage Done, Like a Hurricane, Cortez the Killer and a few others. Silly, given what he did perform, but I was left with that old ‘grass is greener’ feeling as we repaired to a nearby boozer to discuss the finer points of the show.

He can still do it though – as you may have seen if you caught him on the BBC’s Glastonbury coverage – and it is good to see that he is treating his back catalogue with the respect it deserves.

A Day in the Life’s a bit pointless though.




And then one of the World’s best professional weirdos breathed his last. Wacko Jacko’s heart must have had enough, because it stopped. And when it stopped the schmaltz fest began. Sheesh but there are some strange people in the world. There were reports of fans committing suicide to be with him in heaven, although I’ve not actually seen any corroborated so they could apocryphal but…..well it wouldn’t surprise you would it? Even the more grounded were out in the streets crying their eyes out for a man they had never met. What’s to do with people? I can honestly say that I don’t know anyone who has ever sobbed uncontrollably in public after hearing of the death of a celebrity (or even, on one memorable occasion, a princess.) I doubt if they’ve even shed a small tear in the privacy of their own homes. Sure I’ve been touched by the deaths of folk I admire – Lennon, Zappa, Sinatra etc., but I’ve never run outside screaming with anguish and giving snot-filled interviews to any camera crew I can find.

Then came the ‘close friends’ who eulogised with such buttock-clenchingly embarrasing displays of grief that you couldn’t help but laugh. Third rate R’n’Bers, washed up movie stars and the industry’s rentaquotes all eager to prove they were more ‘devastated than the rest. All trying to boost their careers in the reflected ‘glory’ of the so-called ‘King of Pop’. Unedifying.

The following week saw the inevitable tabloid frenzy as headline after headline proclaimed shady doings or no shady doings. ‘Experts’ were consulted, ‘close friends’ questioned and facts invented to feed the mighty media machine as the Michael Jackson Memorial drew closer.

The BBC felt it had to cover it – why? I’ll never know. Pop star dies. Is buried. End. Of. But no, Auntie wheeled out the increasingly bizarre Paul Gambacinni to cover the whole spectacle as we were ‘treated’ to the sight of a junior Jacko breaking down in tears. The fact that the poor kid loved and missed her father was on the front of newspapers and broadcast on TV and radio the next day. In what way was that ‘news’?

But what of the artistic legacy? Undoubtedly MJ produced three fine albums in the late 70s early 80s that contain some great music but the ‘King of Pop’? I must’ve missed something. Since his death I’ve beeen told he wrote great songs like Thriller - he didn’t, although he did write others like Billie Jean and Beat it. I reckon he earned more from his ownership of the Beatles’ back catalogue than he did from his own stuff. Since his death I’m told he made the greatest pop video of all time – he didn’t, he danced in it and lip synced. Jon Landis made the video. Since his death I’ve been told he invented the Moonwalk – he didn’t and here’s the proof about 1 minute 30 seconds in.

All told he was a great singer and dancer who, throughout a 40 year career, had a hand in writing a small number of hits that coincided with the video age and, to my mind, that makes him more of a song and dance man than the King of pop. RIP Mr Jackson.




Dearest’s shoulder is healing nicely although, according to her physio, it will never be 100% again. She’s still unable to drive and iron, but she can rub along with everything else. The only snag now is she goes in hospital next week for a long awaited operation on her foot that will see her on crutches for a while. So it’ll be back to me doing everything again.




I had some Amazon gift vouchers so I bought a flat bed scanner with a facility for scanning slides and negatives as well. Crap it is too. It scanned one negative then all the following scans were black even though the backlight was on. I indicated I would be returning it so Amazon quickly sent a replacement and that was crap too although for a different reason. I tried them both on more than one PC with the same faults so I don’t want another replacement. I think I’ll go for a dedicated film scanner. In the meantime I’ve two scanners boxed and ready for pick up by TNT or somebody. Grrrrrrrr! As well as the scanner I got a little wind-up radio for whenever I’m doing something out of earshot of the ones I already have. It’s brilliant! A solar panel on top, a USB port and a wind handle can all be used to charge the battery. It’s only FM/AM so, sooner or later it will be obsolete but in the meantime it’s more than adequate for talk-based radio – which is why I bought it. On top of that I’m doing my bit for the planet by not having to buy batteries for it. Yay!




I had the misfortune of listening to Talksport radio a few days ago. What a pointless, vacuous exercise that was. Contentious statements for the sake of it. Over-inflated egos and a lack of insight or self-awareness that beggars belief. At one point I was listening to somebody knocking City for trying to buy a team who can challenge whilst opining that Chelsea needed to ‘spend big’ if they want to be serious contenders. I give up. The other day I was reading an article about City’s pursuit of Samuel Eto’o in which the reporter said that because Eto’o had an ‘o’ after his name he’d feel at home at City because they normally have an ‘0’ after their name too. For the record City were the highest scorers in the Premiership outside the top 4 last season but let’s not let a simple fact get in the way of a bile-filled cheap shot eh?

When we were first taken over by the ADUG group I had serious doubts about MY team. I felt as though the local team for local people was being wrenched out of the community and were being dragged towards a star-studded but ultimately empty future of razzamatazzed franchise branding. I foresaw a managerial swinging door through which gaffers would pass each other as the results didn’t live up to the Sheik’s expectations. I saw an empty Academy and plastic, glory-hunter fans who knew feck all about the roots of the club. We may still end up with that; who knows? But the signs are that Sheik Mansour is in this for the long haul, backing the manager, declaring himself delighted with the progress so far and developing Academies overseas based on the City model.

I can live with that.

What I wasn’t prepared for was the downright hostilty in the Press towards us. Admitted we weren’t helped by the buffoon spokesman declaring we would buy Ronaldo, Kaka, Messi etc., but even so it really wasn’t necessary. And it won’t only be City either. Other clubs will be snapped up by multi-billionaires and the poisonous rants against them will start appearing also. If you’re not ‘big four’ you should know your place. As a result I just hope we can start ramming the the words they’ve written and spouted back down their jealous throats as we play sublimely entertaining, attacking football that wins us accolades as well as trophies.

In the meantime the ‘will-they’ ‘won’t-they’ speculation continues as we are linked with Terry (no thank you), Eto’o (if he comes he comes if not fine), Tevez (ditto), Lescott (yes please) and God knows who else. Strange times indeed.

We were in the pub the other week trying to remember who made up the City team that faced Gillingham in the old Third Division play off final in May 1999. A mere 10 years ago. After much argument and racking of brains, we cracked it.

GK Nicky Weaver
RB Richard Edgehill
CB Andy Morrison
CB Gerard Weikens
LB Tony Vaughan
RW Terry Cooke
M Ian Bishop
M Jeff Whitley
LW Kevin Horlock
St Shaun Goater
St Paul Dickov

I seem to remember Gareth Taylor and Lee Crooks playing their bit as well.

10 years? What a difference a decade makes!

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