Woke up this mornin'
This morning I had to phone our help desk in India. Cue automated voice telling me that I would have to wait for three minutes as all their operatives were currently busy.Enter the "on hold" music. Later I began to realise that I was listening to an album of tunes from the cinema - on permanent loop.
It was just unfortunate that the first tune I heard was the THAT theme from Psycho!
Scraping, high-pitched fiddles bashing out an atonal racket is just the job early on a Monday after a night in t'Willer I can tell you.
Sometimes you just can't win.