The Story of O
Well, here it is, the absence of O. The hole in my keyboard that is causing me pain, grief and more pain and grief. You have to bloody hammer it you see. Hammer it, just to ensure that it registers. In the normal course of a paragraph yu would probably hammer it a couple of hundred times.Why couldn't it have been X or Q or Z?
And so to memes. Here's one based on birthdays. As if it could possibly be accurate. Ha ha ha ha.......
| Your Birthdate: July 30 |
| Your birthday on the 30th day of the month shows individual self-expression is necessary for your happiness. You tend to have a good way of expressing yourself with words, certainly in a manner that is clear and understandable. You have a good chance of success in fields requiring skill with words. You can be very dramatic in your presentation and you may be a good actor or a natural mimic. You have a vivid imagination that can assist you in becoming a good writer or story-teller. Strong in your opinions, you always tend to think you are on the right side of an issue. There may be a tendency to scatter your energies and have a lot of loose ends in your work. You may have significant artistic talent and be very creative. |
Bugger me - it's spot on. I better rearrange all my strong opinions about astrology and the like, renounce my wife and family and become a mystical prick with a leery eye and a libido to match.
Not that I distrust the occult, religion and the used car trade and all the inadequates who choose a 'career' in these most base of professions.
Honest.
9 comments:
Don't you have an old scrabble set tucked away in the attic somewhere? Maybe you could modify an 'o' to suit?
I've pinched your astrology thingy. Try the Penis Name test as well. Highly entertaining!
er.... how about buy a new keyboard? or am I stating the bleedin obvious and missed some crucial point. Your profile never mentioned anything about masochism.
I nearly made the same comment as Mark, then the word 'laptop' popped into mind. Can you connect to an separate keyboard? Cheap as chips they are.
Oops, that should have been Mike, not Mark.
My dad and Sir Cliff share the same birthday (same year as well) According to that they should be like twins..... only my dad never wrote a song, and to my knowledge Cliff never worked for Senior service.
Can you move your Z key to where the O is and pretend it is a vowel for a while?
2 Amazing Things!
(1) We share the same birthday (although mine was 1952.making me senior?)
(2) Spot On! I am Dead-artist & good wid words!
I've never seen one for my actual birthday date before.Usually just the normal Leo Stuff("Born Leaders";"Strong Minded";"Psycho Tendencies"..etc etc)sounds like even amoung Leo's we are Numero Uno Geezers!
come on then, post something....otherwise i'll have to do some work and that will never do.
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