It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)
United BOTTOM of their group and out of Europe. Weepin' Southerners phoning Radio 5. Keane, Vodafone and now Europe - all gone. Could it get any better?Well, yes. Yes it can. Carol's Mum's in hospital, I can hardly breathe with the excitement an' everything. Suddenly the World looks brighter and the thoughts of digging out my grave-dancing shoes for that amoral ice-queen fills me with joy. I'll be jigging and jiving in memory of a lot of late compatriots come the day. Sadly, I think the heartless bitch may just carry on a little longer.
And for anyone who may take offence at that - well all I can say is you didn't see entire communities sacrificed on the alter of rampant capitalism (at least when it suited. Government intervention was certainly the order of the day if there was a chance of some fuckin' corporation losing a penny or two). Add to that the juxtaposition of the ostentatious display of wealth and the Tory-Boy sneering at anyone less fortunate than themselves, (believe me, Loadsamoney DID exist: greed is good and all that shite), and you have all the ingredients of unconditional hatred for the coiffeured cow who made it all possible.
Incidentally, thanks for the - mostly - kind words regarding my musical efforts. Who knows, after that I just maight post some more.
7 comments:
Unfortunately, it seems that
Mrs T. has now been released back into the community. She apparently felt faint when she was having her hair done. No wonder, with all the spray the hairdresser probably has to use on the Iron Bouffant.
Keep the faith... its only a matter of time.
I too polished my shoes and got my best drinking jumper out, ready to celebrate the death of the evil one.
As for the Man U comment, I decline to get involved. Other than to say, that I can't remember seeing many blue Manchester shirts in Europe over the last couple of decades (and those that I did see were away kit I recollect). Come to think of it, maybe that's why we lost last night.
From memory, didn't they bwin the European Cup in blue shirts? That is, the proper European Cup, where you had to be champions in order to get into it.
Quite right Bob - it certainly wasn't the "Top Three (four?) Cup that it has now become.
And yes, Andy, I know, we're crap etc etc, but this is where we get our fun. More seriously, as I type this I have Aerial blasting into my head. Fuck me, THAT's talent.
I'm beginning to think the Evil One is immortal. The only way we are going to get rid of her is to put her up against the wall and shoot her. I don't think there would be a shortage of volunteers.
Its going to be soon I can feel it.
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