Why Don't You Try Me Tonight
Today's soundtrack is provided by Ryland Cooder. Master guitarist, mandolinist, bottleneckist and all-round clever bastard. I needed some more of the master as I returned to work after the 'fire scare' earlier in the week. Needless to say, we arrived the morning after to the alluring sounds of the fire alarm still in full cry. How the hell do you do your security-guard type 'rounds' and fail to recognise an alarm in full voice? God help us if we ever experience a *proper* terrorist incident. "Sorry? Reset the alarm? Sorry mate.....not our job any longer. You need.........."
"Don't tell me: "WeCouldn'tGiveAShit Ltd?"
"Yeah, give 'em a bell on extension XXXX."
"Incidentally......there's no alarm going off according to our equipment."
"What was WeCouldn'tGiveAShit Ltd's number again......"
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