Well, it seems I won't have to set up a "Tat Emporium" website after all: there already is one. All this malarky between St. Princess Dave (God Rest Her Soul), and the Franklin Mint Corporation of USAworld, pointed me towards the *evil foreign bastard's* website and, bugger me ! That's where all the tat comes from. Here's the link - but be warned, it's not for those of a sophisticated disposition. Well, at least that's my opinion. It could of course be *just* the most deliciously post-modern emporium you're ever likely to peruse (with your tongue firmly in your cheek).All publicity though, is good publicity. The Mint's website has slowed down to a remarkable degree over the past 12 hours or so.
Consequently, you may have to wait to experience the gory nightmare of the porcelain doll's "Princesses, Royalty and Icons" section, with such sought-after pieces as the "Princess Dave Porcelain Bride Doll". This exquisite work of art depicts the late Princess at the reception after her marriage of
"Slightly dishevilled after one too many rum-punches, the artist has captured HRH laughing her tits off at some risque *joke* that her Brother-in-Law Andy has just repeated. In the background we catch sight of the irascible Phil the Greek, eye full of twinkle and cataracts, attempting to bribe a waiter to find him a *filly* for the rest of the evening. In the corner, just behind the DJ, Edward - hands in pockets - has his eyes on a shapely waiter. Sister-in-Law Anne, lazily caressing the vol-au-vents, not for the first time entertains thoughts of bestiality as Elizabeth II *requests* "Hi Ho Silver Lining" one more time, and struts her stuff under the multi-coloured strobes of Tarquin's Disco. Utilising all the benefits that hindsight endows, this perfect *collectible* omits St David's erstwhile beau, the Prince of Wails, completely."A snip at £215 !!
God Loves a Drunk
Yeah they have a hard life those Royals. Not as hard as live's like this though. After stumbling across this Blog and reading it from the beginning, I became worried after Martin hadn't updated for a couple of days. Well - you think the worst: "he was doing so well but he must be back on the bottle" etc., etc.
Glad to see he wasn't and really seems to be getting through it. Nice,also, to see his Father accepting (if not coming to terms with) his homosexuality. He may not believe it, but he is a lucky guy: the company he works for obviously appreciate the work he does, and the problem he has. There aren't many that would be as understanding as they have been.
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