Hey Judas!
So, the world's richest club has lured a chav with a talent from the backstreets of Liverpool (Croxteth if I'm not mistaken) to Manchester Utd Corps (European Division).Quite a lot of money has changed hands as well. £27 million appears to be the consensus. £10 million up front, £10 million next year and the rest dependent on appearances etc.
Will Mr Rooney cut the mustard? Has Sir Alex lost the plot? Wouldn't a centre back and a world class midfielder have been dosh better spent? The next few months should be quite interesting. Certainly the brothels of Manchester must be stocking up on PVC boots from Harpurhey market at this very moment and I definitely predict a 'fracas' in a Mancunian nightclub involving Shrek and his sink-estate scally relatives and
Time will tell.
Over the border from Old Trafford, the transfer deadline activity has been minimal. Well, non-existent actually. Deep down I'm relieved on two counts. First at least we have managed to keep hold of Shawn Wright-Phillips for at least another 6 months. Second I'm chuffed that the board has not capitulated to Keegan's heavy hints regarding the size of the squad and has kept the purse strings as tight as possible.
Prudence. It's the new extravagance you know.
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