Jesus might be wanting me for a Sunbeam
I'm back and I'm truly, deeply and indeed, madly dis-a-fucking-pointed. For the first time in my life I have witnessed a local church being extended FFS! Extended! Furthermore it's of the happy, clappy, born again, in-yer-face persuasion. This can only mean one thing: happy clappy types knocking on my front door - MY FRONT DOOR - to tell me how I too can become a smug bastard like they are. Happy in the deranged certainty that they are most definately going to Heaven after they are through with this veil of tears. Well, if any of you are reading this - YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. I've got a dog now and I won't hesitate to set it on you, you pious, patronising set of outright twats. Mind you, the dog'll probably lick 'em to death. Then again she might've just finished licking her arse - *grin*The 21st century - the 21st friggin' century - and churches are expanding. whatever happened to the Enlightenment? Churches on one hand and mosques on the other. I can't get away from the medievil tossers...therefore I'm off out for a pint and the football.
That'll upset the fuckers.
5 comments:
They're up here as well, ours have called themselves Alpha. Fucking dangerous if you ask me, preying on poor kids (praying - preying hahahahah)
bastards ! Shouldn't be allowed.
You are missed when you do not write like this. My brain forgets the right words to use when facing what it has to face from time to time. Please help my brain by explaining to it what it needs to do from time to time.
Alan
GX40
Society is dumbing down. Hence the growth in lowest common denominator beliefs
i think ever since the re-election of Bush, these bastards are getting cockier by the minute, sounding off their right wing agenda here as well, with both the catholics and the anglicans trying to open out a debate on abortion. Fuck the lot of them I say!
A friend of mine found that answering the door wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the words 'Fuck Art - Let's Dance' worked admirably in these circumstances
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