Bouncers will now have to be regulated. A conservative estimate reckons around 40% of them will have to resign because they have got criminal records.
I can only imagine that trouble will double without the calming influence of the dark-suited ones. People don't realise the amount of 'counselling' they do on a typical Saturday evening. I'm a bit old for clubbin' these days, but I look back on the 'Doormen' I met in my past with great affection. Many's the time we would discuss Post-Modernism, Contemporary History, Economics, Pure Maths and which way I would like my legs facing after he had, helpfully, broken them whilst making a salient point regarding the role of the Art Critic in late 20th century society.
I feel sorry for today's kids I really, really do.
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