Down Down Deeper and Down.....
No wins in 13 games is what I would call "relegation form". I couldn't give a bollox what Kevin Keegan wants to call it. We are now a mere 3 points off the relegation zone and good old Mr "The-Glass-is-Half-Full" is still blaming Lady Luck. I despair.Kevin, our next two games are against teams directly beneath us. Teams who haven't been given £50 million to spend on over-the-hill tossers. 6 Points is the very MINIMUM we can afford to take from them if we are going to avoid being dragged into the mire of "The Drop".
Well - we're supposed to be picking up the new car tomorrow, but we are still waiting for the Insurance document that will allow the garage to tax the bloody thing before we can drive it off the forecourt. The insurance company's fault ? ...or the Royal Mail's ? I couldn't care less - the fact remains...it's not here yet. If it doesn't arrive, we'll have to take "de Gaulle"* (our current mode of transport) and leave it at the garage while we wait for the elusive document that willl allow us to tax - and therefore drive on the open road - "Gina"** (our new mode of transport).
*Actually Dearest has always called our current mode of transport "Edward". But I know a fucking "de Gaulle" when I see one.
**As christened by Dearest just before the first test drive. On account of the registration containing "GNA".
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